I don’t know who came up with the conventional tooth fairy idea, but they should be beaten furiously with a dull hammer. When it came time to celebrate my kid loosing a tooth I kicked that dumb, foolish fairy to the curb and created my own tradition, The Tooth Weasel! A mischievous little rodent who emerges from the toilet to collect baby teeth and gift your child whatever last-minute junk your panicked parental mind can come up with. He also stays around for the day to play unlike those horrifying, creepy elves you’re not allowed to touch.

See, that’s way more fun than a fairy! Oh what, you don’t like it? Make your own toy, butt-face.

My family had an amazing time growing up with the Tooth Weasel, and I hope that this rascally rodent will bring you as much joy as it brought us. Enjoy!

~ Jon Etheridge